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Best Short WhatsApp Status

WhatsApp is a cross-platform for messaging social networking platform. And social media platforms are basically used to convey our day to day activities to people who matter to us. Putting up Short WhatsApp Status in either of these platforms can indirectly let our friends know how we are and what we are up-to without a need for personal messaging.

It’s an insight into one’s life without even being physically present with them. Status can be in the form of a picture or a post or anything similar. This can often help in conveying others about our current mood, current location, current activity, etc.

My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise built!

I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!

Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze.

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

Take my advice – I’m not using it.

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Sure, I’d love to help you out now, which way did you come in?

I would like to slip into something more comfortable ‘like a coma.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

If you are here, who is running hell?

Support bacteria they’re the only culture some people have.

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